Mission Codename: Hot Dog Recon

Step One: The Disguise
Visit the local Army Surplus on Milwaukee Ave and gear up with some camoflauge duds and survival equipment. Divulge no information.

Step Two: The Detour
Steer off the main course, and head through the park. Stealth is essential. Obtain water from the fountain if needed.

Step Three: The Dog
Sneak downstairs to the Underdogg. Say codename "Hot Dog Recon" to secretly obtain a dog with the works. Then hide in the corner and consume dog quickly to avoid suspicion. Repeat as necessary. Evacuate the area undetected and return to base. If you are captured, we will disavow any knowledge of your existence or mission.

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